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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mary F. from Youngstown, OH.
Do you cum here often? Oh, well your smelly and fat, so suck it cunt!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing from earth that is as monstrously grotesque as you.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Lance from Mesa, AZ.
Drop ’em!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Noemi from bitch gardens.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by thornlessrose from Venus.
Well... here’s MY RESPONSE to a wise-ass drunken pickup line: "Baby, why don’t you put your head between my legs and put that smart mouth to GOOD use!" heh-heh...nasty!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Justin Cox from Memphis.
I have a great bod and a big dick, wanna fuck




This highly effective pickup line submitted by chris the cool from florida.
Your rack is wicked awesome!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by The gay dude on the corner from hell.
hello motha fucka! Suck my balls woman!




Live it with us


This highly effective pickup line submitted by Noelle from Atlanta, GA.
You look so good, I want to wrap your legs around my face and wear you as a feedbag.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bean from louisiana.
Have you ever been to Alaska? Neither have I.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bean from louisiana.
exsqueeze me, I cunt hear you




This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by KittyKat from nowhere.
Have you ever played leap frog naked? Oh, thought you had because you look like a slut.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by KittyKat from nowhere.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation because I really need some cock tonight? I mean, this is really serious stuff. The situation is getting desperate, please sir, I need some hard, fat cock soon before I die.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by High from sucking whip cream cans.
Guy: HI there, us guys were just arguing over who has the biggest cock, would you help us settle this argument using your ass to gauge the winner?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
I might have to strip search you.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by shaner from cover artist to world famous.
You know, this is really uncomfortable for me, and rather painful...but if you suck it, it won’t be anymore...




This highly effective pickup line submitted by a lot of panty enimas going on from so many thongs being worn.
How far up your ass do your panties travel when you wear thongs?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from Some Bar.
Male: Hey, I don’t feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business, and speaking of Hershey’s, how about a kiss?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Tina from Northern, VA.
Do you have that tongue, that I see hanging out of your mouth, trained? If so, I might have a place for you to put it to use.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my dick.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by out from under.
Guy: Hey lady, buy me a beer and suck my dick and shut the fuck up.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by a guy who will save you from starvation by donating his spare cum.
This food crisis is so scary. And I’m just throwing protein down the loo. Do you swallow?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by not gonna play. she can either score some cock from me, or buy her own fat ass drinks..
Hi, look - I’m just going to be real and try the honest approach with you. Ive had a busy week and just trying to relax. So, I don’t feel like blowing smoke up your ass all evening, wondering if I"m going to get any, while work me over for a dozen drinks and play with my head. In all fairness, you aren’t exactly what one might call thin, so... I guess I’d just prefer that we just go outside now and have you suck my dick or something, - otherwise, I think I’d rather just go home and chill. Your choice, but probably your only chance, normally it’s pretty unlikely I’d be into the chunky thing.





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