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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Damion from Irvine, CA.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. Since I cannot, get out before I cock whip you bitch!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brad Pitt from LA, CA.
If I followed you home, would you keep me so I could take you like a dog fucking a gerbil bitch?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
You remind me of a slut I used to date.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Cute Poet from NM.
Do you like chocolate? (if yes) you can have my marathon bar there my little clit shop.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by DE from lips.
Come and get it. I’m having a 2 for one special on cockMcMuffins this morning!!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Daniel from Queensland Australia.
Ok I may not be the best looking guy in the world but I’m the only guy here talking to you!!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Thumper from Hayward, CA.
How about you and I fuck like wilde beasts until we pass out from exhaustion? No? Ok, I’ll settle for a blowjob.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Fuznub from Vagina Gardens.
Would you like to come over to my place later? you can bring friends, because my face seats five.




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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Learn from Me.
Look! I don’t care what your name is. I will be calling you "cunt-lips" tonight.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bean from louisiana.
roses are red violets are blue you wanna fuck?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by sex from you.
May I borrow a quarter for a phone call? I need to call your mother and tell her I left my extra condoms there, after I fucked her doggy 2 times last night, while spanking her ass and making her bark like a poodle.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by FullFrontalRmann from Ft.hood TX.
I was going to regale you with my witty one liners, but do you want to fuck instead?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by FullFrontalRmann from Ft. Hood, TX.
Wow, I don’t think I can get with your friend, wanna fuck?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by dolebaby from aurora Illinois.
do you know the difference between my penis and a banana?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by kneeling and mouth stretched out from chocking on fat cock..
Guy: Hey there, how are you doing tonight?
Girl: (some answer)
Guy: Great. Knees now bitch!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by canned soup comes from the pantry.
Guy: hi there whadup?
girl: nothen’ much.
guy: Oh. Well that’s only because you are not sucking it yet.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
Smile if you want a rim job.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Girly Girl from Chicago.
Nice tits. Wanna surround some sausage with them?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by happy dog from Georgia.
My friend said your moving? (Girl: No!) Hmm, well if you don’t mind I would still like to come over and help pack your shit.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Hwang from Michissippi.
Guy: Does this smell like chloroform to you?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by I do not know from where my endless pickup creativity cometh.
Aren’t you a little ugly to be acting like suck a bitch?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by licked her from head to toe.
you might as well do me tonight slut champ.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by learn from me.
Guy: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Some Answer
Guy: Oh great, it’s cock sucking time - KNEES NOW, BITCH!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
You know I’m not the only guy in here......but,I’m the ONLY one taling to you.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by MIKE from IDA..
YES MY DEAR I,II BE BACK IN A MOMENT TO DANCE AFTER I, GO AND COUGH UP A HAIR BALL.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by big1wang from Some Bar.
Wanna buy me a drink?Cause that’s the only way you’ll get any better lookin.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business, and speaking of Hershey’s, how about a kiss?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by RANDY from CT.
WANT TO SEE WHAT 8" CAN DO FOR YOUR SELF-ESTEAM




This highly effective pickup line submitted by make her knees raw from kneeling so long cucking your cock.
Guy: Hi there. May I ask if you are single or not?
girl: (some answer)
Guy: PEFECT! Knees now bitch!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by epodlush from Sugar Land Texas.
Tell her, "baby, i’m gonna spin you, bend you and smooth the fuck up in you, so quit your grinnin, and drop your linen, and by the way ho, sleep on your back, or i will




This highly effective pickup line submitted by epodlush from Sugar Land Texas.
Ask her in a sincere soft sorta tone:"whenare you gonna come over to my house, cause i think you could meake my fantasies come true,.....cause i could see your fat skanky ass in my kitchen, naked doing my dishes, and folding my laundry after catchin my load.





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