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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Wendy from Chandler, AZ.
I’m glad I have my library card...
because I’m Checking’ you out, all 350 smelly pounds of you!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from drunken stupors.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you, slut champ!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Morgan from Stanford.
Do you know karate? ’Cause your body is really kickin! Such a shame .. That face of yours though!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate you fat bitch..




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jim T. from Riverside, CA.
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kid Rock from wherever I wanna be.
You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows. Probably because I only showed her the one photo where you have my cum all over your face.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Duncan Sheik from Boston, MA.
Is your name Brandy? Because your the best liquor I have ever had! Other than my ball licken’ bulldog whore wife




This highly effective pickup line submitted by mossangel from atlanta.
I promise to purr if you stroke my head.




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This highly effective pickup line submitted by oreo69 from torrington,Ct.
I’m a saltine , Do you wanna lick me?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Thumper from Hayward, CA.
Do you know what fucks like a Tiger and winks? [wait for her ’no’] [wink]




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Missy from Maine.
Hi there. Would you like to escort me to the men’s room and kindly wipe my butt for me while I quack like a duck?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by candy from strangers.
[From several feet away] "Hey hottie?!" girl: "What?"
guy: "Shutup bitch I wasn’t talking to you! Go back to sucking Rhino cock whore!"




This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by take comfort from those that are uglier.
Walk up and hand her a big paper bag and say "Hey, put this on so we can go fuck without me having to see that horrifying pig-mask your were born wearing!"




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from the womb of a pregnant woman.
if you where a bag of chips and I was a battery, I would be Eveready and you would be Frito-Lay.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Springbok from RSA.
Do you want to get some horse cock sandwiches and go to the park and chomp them down with me?
No? Why, don’t you like parks?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by cynful angel from Arizona.
pickup line to be overheard at a gay bar: "Can I help you push in your stool??" (ew.)




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Betsyjun from Portland, Oregon.
I’m just drunk enough to let you fuck me. You game or should I ask your friend?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by PDR from .
Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. Oh, never mind, I just found him in my ass.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
You must come with a fire extinguisher and air spray to battle all your lethal ass farts, right?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from Alabama.
I’m just a squirrel, trying to get a nut. But not acorn from your ass.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by shaner from cover artist to world famous.
You know, this is really uncomfortable for me, and rather painful...but if you suck it, it won’t be anymore...




This highly effective pickup line submitted by payback81 from Connecticut.
Eating your cooch reminds me of when i used to go cave climbing...Hey is that my echo?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Max from here and there.
see that bulge in my pants? that’s all cock babe.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from Some Bar.
Greetings and salivations




This highly effective pickup line submitted by girls get the most joy from sucking cock on their knees.
hey there missle tits - wanna slut-out on my cock?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Roger from Maine.
Hey darling I love to snatch kisses and vice versa...




This highly effective pickup line submitted by icancu from Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, Texas.
If I treat you like an agnel will you love me like a devil tonight.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bryandav from ne.
Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn’t hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bryandav from ne.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by epodlush from Sugar Land Texas.
Ask her in a sincere soft sorta tone:"whenare you gonna come over to my house, cause i think you could meake my fantasies come true,.....cause i could see your fat skanky ass in my kitchen, naked doing my dishes, and folding my laundry after catchin my load.





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