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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Linda from MB, CA.
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it anal in public. Well, we could - that is, if I was able to find your ass within all that lard surrounding it.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by SueInPanties from Washington.
Stand still so I can pick you up and insert tab C into slot A!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Dirk from Florida.
What was that sound? It was the sound of me popping a boner dumb ass.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate you fat bitch..




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
You remind me of a slut I used to date.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Marcus from Ocean Beach, CA.
Do you have a license for that septic tank you try to pass off as an ass?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Cute Poet from .
What color is your shit usually?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chasey Lane from Nashville, TN.
Wanna fuck, or would ya just like your mouth banged for a while?




Live it with us


This highly effective pickup line submitted by Dick head from did not say.
me want bone now




This highly effective pickup line submitted by from .
I’d walk barefoot three miles on a frozen morning just to stand in your shit




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Learn from Me.
Hi sweetie, would you like to go out for Mexican food so you can fart while I lick your ass all night?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Missy from Manhattan, KS.
You know, I pay women to have sex with me. Since you are uglier than any whore I have bought in the past, perhaps you would come dirt cheat? Do you need to make any money tonight cunt face?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Huge pussy from too much double penetration.
I want to see if I can break Evil Knievel’s record and jump your pussy.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by arwl1976 from Dover.
Are you a spanner?
Why?
Cos when I saw u my nuts tightened




This highly effective pickup line submitted by calling girls a cunt gets orgasms from them often.
Do you get offended when people call you "Bitch?"
Oh, you do huh?
Alright then, let’s have you spread that pussy cunt!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Agora from Atlanta.
Nice shoes, Wanna fuck my guinea pig?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
Apart from being sexy, what else do you do perky?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
I’m doing a survey on how many guys use chapstick. Can I see how soft your lips are before I suck your sperm out?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by SMU from Florida.
Your way right away!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by SexMeUp from Nympholand, USA.
Cum lick my lips...




This highly effective pickup line submitted by nevik from .
mmm baby i want to kiss and lick your perineum lets see where that takes us too




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Lightning from MT.
Hey, can I get your number? ’Cause I lost that other girl’s.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by tried all the guys from her town that slut.
Guy: have you ever tried Sam Adams?
Girl: No, I don’t think so
Guy: oh, because you look like you’ve tried every guy in town.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I can’t hold it in.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Tina from Northern, VA.
Do you have that tongue, that I see hanging out of your mouth, trained? If so, I might have a place for you to put it to use.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Bryandav from ne.
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by if she sucks a good dick she’ll get a drink from the guy.
Guy: May I buy you a drink?
Girl: Um, sure.
Guy: Great. Hey, suck my dick real quick before I go to the bar. m’K slut-chops?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by WIEHAHNA from SouthAfrica.
Guy: who has it, or not
Girl: has what
Has your leash.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by cumshot420 from new york.
So, the word on the street is that you are pretty easy to take home for a one nighter?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bruised from so much kneeling.
Knees now missile tits!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by famousde from UnitedStates, California.
You are just like Google, with you I find everything I’m looking for.





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