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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mary F. from Youngstown, OH.
I’m new in town, could I have directions to you’re your house because everyone has been telling me to go there for the easiest tuna in town.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Damion from Irvine, CA.
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it so you feel loved, huh bitch? In fact, you probably would pay me right now to loan you a few inches of hard cock, huh?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Tim from Texas.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by a cunt?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Noemi from bitch gardens.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Lance from Mesa, AZ.
Have you ever seen a tree branch? [Girl] Yes.
[Guy] How about a root?
[Girl] Yes.
[Guy]Well fuck it then, I don’t wanna bang some farmer bitch!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Duncan Sheik from Boston, MA.
Is your name Brandy? Because your the best liquor I have ever had! Other than my ball licken’ bulldog whore wife




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Val Kilmer from Colorado.
Buy me a beer, will ya cunt?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by matt from providence RI.
ummm hi i’m rich wanna screw




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This highly effective pickup line submitted by drunken_editor from bars and hot young cutie pies.
Good lord, I strongly suspect you are the biggest bitch that I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting. Wanna try anal?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by chris from WA.
those are cute panties you have. May I borrow them to masturbate into?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by homey from dirty south.
Wanna play carpenter? Lay down while I nail you.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Hank Musclethorpe from texas.
Hey, got any fat friends?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by unholypond from minnesota.
Hi cunt.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by DE from now on.
What did the Hen say when the Rooster proposed to her? "Cock-I do-I d000000"




This highly effective pickup line submitted by learn from me.
Hi there, I was just looking around and you seem to be the prettiest cunt in the bar...




This highly effective pickup line submitted by matt from providence.
" hi ladies who has two thumbs and a really big unit" ( hold up two thumbs pointing at yourself and say) "THIS GUY"




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Emily_L from Around.
I am not a whore but can be yours and make a carreer out of sucking your cock?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jestaaranger from where you want to be.
Shall I spank you now? or spank you later?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.
Hi, I’m a tawdry slut looking for a good time.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by she cannot tell a leg from a giant cock..
Yes, it’s true I do have one leg amputated, I just wear my cock down the left pant leg so it looks like both legs are intact.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Woodrow from Of Canada.
Hey, when are you gonna run that over? Run what over? Your tongue over my nuts.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
With one touch, I could make you make sounds that only Helen Keller could hear!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by happy dog from Georgia.
You seem like a great person, I think I could really get into you.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by grows her tits from sucking down gallons of sperm.
You know, they say that drinking sperm makes a girl’s tits bigger. From the looks of it, you better start sucking down a lot of sperm right away.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by poets from BDBP always score the most.
Pussy is red
My mood is blue
Spread your ass wide
And I shall fuck you.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by ny_bri from New York.
Hi, You make me so horny...I could mount the crack of a whip!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by the the virginity from her before someone else does.
Holy cow, good God, fuck-N-A, man alive, good fucking Christ Almighty, pinch me now, just shove me up the long latter, throw me down a short God Damn rope, here’s to King Henry, God bless the pope, package me up and ship me to hit it land, paint a big thumbs up on fate’s long white ass, shit, god damn you are hot! Wanna fuck now?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Aden1 from Some Bar.
Can I sit on your face? No? Would sit on mine then?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by brentclem from stratford new zealand.
is that a mirror in your pocket? or can u see me in your pants!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by out from under.
Guy: Hey lady, buy me a beer and suck my dick and shut the fuck up.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
is that a mirror in you pant coz i can see my self in them




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
do you go out with major camel-toe like that on purpose





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