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This highly effective pickup line submitted by John Snow from Flagstaff, AZ.
If I could be anything, I’d love to be your toilet paper.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Val Kilmer from Colorado.
What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Damion from Irvine, CA.
I have four words for you: Does your pussy smell?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by pussypopper from Valdosta Ga.
Is that a keg in your back pocket, cuz I wanna tap that ass




This highly effective pickup line submitted by chris the cool from florida.
I’m gonna kill you if you don’t lick my balls




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Fuznub from Fuzland.
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .




This highly effective pickup line submitted by maddawg18 from Georgia.
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.




Live it with us


This highly effective pickup line submitted by Graham from CA.
Nice Shoes, can I ram them in your ass while we fuck?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by shyra from Pittsburgh.
I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk. If you’re pregnant by any chance, I’ll drunk milk from your tits instead bitch?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by KittyKat from nowhere.
Have you ever played leap frog naked? Oh, thought you had because you look like a slut.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by music eminates from my cock strumming tight butt cheecks.
Pardon me miss, by any chance, have you had the skin of your ass stretched over the head of a banjo?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from Bama.
Do you like sushi? Then eat me raw.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
Do you know how to use a whip like an ass thermometer?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
With one touch, I could make you make sounds that only Helen Keller could hear!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
Apart from being doughnut, what do you do for a living?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by happy dog from Georgia.
You looking at me?! You want some of this ASSHOLE?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by she got all wet from the piss on her leg.
Whispered privately into her ear -
"hey, don’t look now but I am currently erect and urinating down your leg"




This highly effective pickup line submitted by SMU from Florida.
Your way right away!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by SexMeUp from Nympholand, USA.
It’s mating season...let’s fuck like animals.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Are those spacepants you have on, because your ass is out of this world




This highly effective pickup line submitted by icancu from Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, Texas.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you think I was the biggest liar in the world?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by dying from laughter over this money knees now line.
Hey, didn’t I have you in my physics class last year?
Um, no!
Oh, KNEES NOW BITCH!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
I bet u a 100 bucks I can beat u in an orgasm race, unless you cum faster than your sister.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
You: Hey wanna dance? Her: No You: Hey Ive lowered my expectations at least you can to..




This highly effective pickup line submitted by a guy who will save you from starvation by donating his spare cum.
This food crisis is so scary. And I’m just throwing protein down the loo. Do you swallow?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by sarah from UK.
Now I am hungry




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .




This highly effective pickup line submitted by words from a dogs mouth.
Oh my god, you talk? Holly shit, a dog that can talk, amazing!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bratnmusclehead from Canada, Ontario.
If it were possible to change the alphabet i would put "u" and "I" together.





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