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This highly effective pickup line submitted by SueInPanties from Washington.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brad Pitt from LA, CA.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Also, I will need a photo of your tits, 3 ounces of your slut sauce, and one large squash.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Harry Connic Jr. from New Orleans.
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Val Kilmer from Colorado.
Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kid Rock from wherever I wanna be.
Were you staring at my crotch?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Sunshine Girl from Pussy Alley.
Ever seen the movie "Fear"?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by matt from providence RI.
ummm hi i’m rich wanna screw




This highly effective pickup line submitted by face from torr.
You wanna smoke some dro and blow me on the side of the road.




Live it with us


This highly effective pickup line submitted by Drink Cum from My Cock.
I haven’t laid pipe in so long my balls are about to explode and make the atom bomb look like a fire-cracker! So, please make like a bomb squad with your ass and defuse this thing.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Learn from Me.
Look! I don’t care what your name is. I will be calling you "cunt-lips" tonight.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jestaaranger from Cali.
You know these domestic beers can cause sever swelling of the breasts. OH MY GOD! I’m too late!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.
If I’m a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
Got two nipples for a dime?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by tos from California .
Hey will you go home with me ...hey stop laughing...no really ...hey get off the floor ...hey someone she’s going into hysterics...oh ouch ...hey will you go home with me




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Scoring fat chicks is like stealing candy from a blind baby.
Hi there. My friend and I are out hogging tonight and you, madam, have the distinct honor of being our first find.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Huge pussy from too much double penetration.
I want to see if I can break Evil Knievel’s record and jump your pussy.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bob Howard from MI.
You have a kind chin, the kind I would like to rest my balls on.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Izzy from Fayetteville, Ar..
I want to be the first astronaut in the cockpit to Uranus.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
That shirt doesn’t go with your eyes - take it off!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by a lot of panty enimas going on from so many thongs being worn.
How far up your ass do your panties travel when you wear thongs?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chazz from Twin Cities, Minnesota.
Your red hot lips make the perfect sperm bank and I really need to make a deposit!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by SexMeUp from Nympholand, USA.
Cum lick my lips...




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Red Belly from pick up support line.
Hey I suppose a roots out of the question?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by icancu from Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, Texas.
If I treat you like an agnel will you love me like a devil tonight.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?Why?I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by BD from Baltimore, MD.
Hey, I found the keys.Hurry up, let’s get going.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
Do you like apples? How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by grundig from Great Lakes.
I walked across this bar w/everyone watching-Don’t make me leave w/o your thong




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
i like my women the same why i like my coffee...... no not strong and black, ground up and in the freezer





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