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This highly effective pickup line submitted by learn from me.
Hi there, obviously I have never seen you naked - but, the only way I can imagine you being any uglier than you appear, is if your ass is covered with dread locks, and your pussy happends to resemble blended hippo balls.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by ahardwoody from Northern Cali.
Hey cutie, ten bucks says I can give you multiple orgasms...
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Iggy from Some Bar.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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Guy: The there what’s your name? Girl: Some name. Guy: Well anyway, suck my cock right now and I don’t want to hear a word about it. Otherwise, I swear to god, I’ll scream at the top of my lungs that you have a bomb.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by bg_trbl1 from PA.
Hey, I love the conversation.Why don’t you come over hear and sit on my lap so we can talk about what comes up!!
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Guy:is this seat taken?Girl:no but if you seat down neither will this one
This highly effective pickup line submitted by epodlush from Sugar Land texas.
ALL YOU WOMEN ARE JUST LIKE A PARKING LOT......YOUR ALL WHORE AND LIARS