 Hey there Hot pants!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Learn from Me.
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So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams - No mouth, 5 tits, and a pussy tighter than caterpillar’s ass.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by matt from providence.
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can you help me i’ve lost my dog...... I think he ran into that cheep motel across the street when I tried to fuck his ass.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by matty from opo/nz.
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is that a mirror in your pocket, coz I can see me in your pants
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Missy from Manhattan, KS.
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You know, I pay women to have sex with me. Since you are uglier than any whore I have bought in the past, perhaps you would come dirt cheat? Do you need to make any money tonight cunt face?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by KittyKat from nowhere.
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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by KittyKat from nowhere.
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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them too. I’ve got all weekend to dip my zucchini into your slut sauce baby.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Springbok from RSA.
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Do you want to get some horse cock sandwiches and go to the park and chomp them down with me?
No?
Why, don’t you like parks?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by gets hair in his mouth from eating me out all day.
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Girl: Do you like girls to be shaved because I have a very hairy bush?
guy: [some answer]
girl: Oh, suck this clit now Mr. micro-penis!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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With one touch, I could make you make sounds that only Helen Keller could hear!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by james J from Earlville NY, small town USA more cows than people.
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Hi sweetie, you look great, if I can’t lick your pussy until you stay fuck me or stop I’ll give you 1000 bucks.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by getting rich from donating at the sperm bank.
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look, were not even thinking about going to base one together until you do something about your smell. got vagina depot?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by tny4869 from florida.
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excuse me, i lost my phone number can i have yours?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by riot from texas.
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wanna get a pizza and fuck
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Here, would you mind holding this? It’ll only take a minute.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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Instant messages
1/29/2010 5:25:55 PM they wont girls are not smart enough to figure this out 12/31/2009 9:27:47 AM say something bitch 12/11/2009 6:08:11 AM of course she is a slut - right slut champ? 12/5/2009 11:19:33 PM hahahahahahaha 11/5/2009 7:06:02 AM are you a slut? 11/1/2009 7:18:18 PM fuck you say something
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jack is back from gay camp.
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i look like jack Osborne!
um.. , yea, so .. wanna fuck!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by being clever you can find ways to get head from random girls at the bar.
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Guy: The there what’s your name?
Girl: Some name.
Guy: Well anyway, suck my cock right now and I don’t want to hear a word about it. Otherwise, I swear to god, I’ll scream at the top of my lungs that you have a bomb.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready
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