 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines
NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history. Also, there will be a "running" top winners page
so you can see if your submitted pickup lines are in the lead etc.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from drunken stupors.
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you, slut champ!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Tim from Texas.
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Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by a cunt?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Leslie from Glendale, AZ.
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Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yip, it’s firm.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Crazy Uncle Rusty from Beavercreek Ohio.
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Hey wanna come back to my place and have premarital sex?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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Since I’m gonna be famous, why don’t you fuck me now and brag about it later?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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Wanna go fog up the windows in my car, or just steam them up once I make your slut-sauce boil?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by she’s already full from eating gobs of ass.
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Hello, would you care to hang out with me and grab some ass sandwiches smothered in cunt sauce - we could eat them in this beautiful, church, garden I know of?
No!!
Oh! What is it - you don’t like churches, or gardens - or neither?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by payback81 from Connecticut.
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Hey i just lost a bet now i have to bone your flabby ass
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Larz from White Rock, Canada.
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No, but a great composition of vertical and horizontal curves. A real tightness between two friends that will last a life time. Keep it up and on going.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Suzanna from Empty.
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Save your breath... you’ll need it to blow up your date.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Insert straw in ear "did you throw this at me"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Girl: It maybe wide but it stinks.Guy: It maybe short but it is skinny.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Welgies from SA.
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If you were a pirate, would you wear your parrot on this shoulder or this one? (sliding arm behind and grabbing hold of her)Ah... contact is made!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by paramedic from Empty.
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"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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how are you
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