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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Justin Cox and Lance Cambell from Memphis.
Do you want to do it in the shower with midgets and turtles?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by chris the cool from florida.
Hi! Want to suck on something tasty and large?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by learn from me.
Hi there, I just wanted to invite you to a party that I am hosting. Be sure to bring your mouth because it is a seamen tasting party in my pants.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Fuznub from Nubville.
Cold out isn’t it? (staring at breasts) You look like a farm animal with those cow nipples




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jestaaranger from where you want to be.
For a second, before meeting you, I almost didn’t cum. You want to help me out later?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from Some Bar.
Hello, I’m with the local police, and I’m investigating a case involving this establishment; I’m going to need your name, your phone number, and your bra, please.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Suzanna from heaven.
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by tash from new south wales.
screw me if im wrong, but have we met before?




Live it with us


This highly effective pickup line submitted by tried all the guys from her town that slut.
Guy: have you ever tried Sam Adams?
Girl: No, I don’t think so
Guy: oh, because you look like you’ve tried every guy in town.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by famousde from UnitedStates, California.
Guy: (walks up to girl) What the hell do you think you’re doing?
Girl: What are you talking about?
Guy: You now exactly what I’m talking about - you haven’t stopped staring at my crotch since I got here. I suggest you keep your eyes to yourself unless you are prepared to take with your mouth things that you’re stealing with your eyes.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by buffed from her ass.
Guy: Miss, have you ever ass-buffed a Hippo’s dong?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by secret is that all girls scream from from a deep ass tonguing whle toying.
Hey, I will come over any time you want and lick your ass while you masturbate with your toy.





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