Online Drunks: Guests: 62973 | Members: 12 | Your Buzz: 0 | You are currently a guest drunk poet. quick easy registration

Rude yet effective funny pickup lines

Portrait of the drunken editor himself
Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list. Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Tim from Texas.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by a cunt?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by matt from providence RI.
so I take it your into random acts of meaningless sex too




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bean from louisiana.
is a blow job in the parking lot out of the question




This highly effective pickup line submitted by scabs from too much sluting around.
Miss, forget about beer goggles, I would need lead goggles before I could look at your face for long without vomiting.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by his penis is really damn small from too much in-breeding.
I have a really tiny penis. Wanna use it as a toothpick to pick all that crap out of your teeth?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Izzy from Fayetteville, Ar..
I want to be the first astronaut in the cockpit to Uranus.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Agora from Atlanta.
Nice shoes, Wanna fuck my guinea pig?




Live it with us


This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
If you were a lifeguard, I’d drown with my head up in my crotch just so you’d give me mouth-to-pussy.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Devlish from Vancouver, BC.
From the pro’s ... While talking to a girl, ask if you can see her hand. With her hand in yours, look at her palm, gently caress her hand... Take your time, no rush... She will probably ask what you see or what you’re looking for. At that point you simple say, "Nothing, I just wanted to hold your hand"




This highly effective pickup line submitted by hiccup from Some Bar.
after taking with a girl for an hour you stand up and say come onlets go when she asks where you look atr her and say ah what the hell, wisconsinthis worked for me 24 years ago and we are still together




This highly effective pickup line submitted by sdave from Some Bar.
Hi honey.I’d buy you a drink but I don’t want your senses to be dulled for waves of pleasure I’m going to be giving you as soon as I get you home.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by paramedic from Some Bar.
"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."




This highly effective pickup line submitted by sometimes head from pigs is necessary.
God you are fucking ugly and smell like a pig!
anyway,
knees now bitch!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by famousde from UnitedStates, Arizona.
Guy: What’s your name?
Girl: (some name)
Guy: Ah. You know, I don’t think I’ve ever boned a (her name) before.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by slippers from SouthAfrica.
your fathers penis must be a chillie...


cause you are HOTTTT





Load new batch of rude pickup-lines