 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Lance from Mesa, AZ.
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Should I call you for breakfast or, will you like cook it for me in the morning - while I clean your saliva off my cock?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by drunken_editor from the Heart.
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cactus is green,
poop is brown
the sky is blue
so why don’t we screw?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by pussypopper from Valdosta Ga.
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Is that a keg in your back pocket, cuz I wanna tap that ass
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Cara from Bloomington.
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Would you care to find a quiet place to sit and smell eachother’s farts for a bit?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Fuznub from Vagina Gardens.
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Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Stephanie McMahon from Greenwich CT.
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have you ever, just for kicks, diked out on Your Mom’s Box?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Woodrow from that ol’ whore house.
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What do you say we play the game "Dog"?
You get on all 4’s, and I’ll throw the bone to ya.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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Your braces really bring out the sparkle in your zits.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Insert straw in ear "did you throw this at me"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by if she sucks a good dick she will get a drink from the guy.
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Guy: May I buy you a drink?
Girl: Um, sure.
Guy: Great. Hey, suck my dick real quick before I go to the bar. m..K slut-chops?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by raunch from cleveland.
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So what if I’m not that good looking your ass doesn’t have eyes.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
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