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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Duncan Sheik from Boston, MA.
Hey babe...can you suck a gallon of sperm through a 1 inch diameter catheter tube, in under 5 seconds?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Marcus from Ocean Beach, CA.
You know, I’d really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
You can stand next to me as long as you don’t talk about you bladder infection skank.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.
try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Missy from Manhattan, KS.
You know, I pay women to have sex with me. Since you are uglier than any whore I have bought in the past, perhaps you would come dirt cheat? Do you need to make any money tonight cunt face?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Wise from Sex.
So, do you mind sleeping in the wet spot tonight?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by arwl1976 from Dover.
Are you a spanner?
Why?
Cos when I saw u my nuts tightened




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bbmcdivitt from memphis.
Mama told me that I would meet guys like you. I just did not know that you would be so fucking ugly!!




Live it with us


This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mini Me from nobody fucking knows.
I got my clit pierced...Wana see?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by pissed from cunts acting prude.
you are such a fucking cunt. Start sucking cock bitch, before I get more pissed off at you!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by know that its good from testing his cock before marriage.
Look, if you don’t shut up, I’m not going to let you suck my fat cock after you finish cooking my dinner tonight.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by valuepacked from somewhere.
all bitches are stupid and so are you. so suck my cock slut




This highly effective pickup line submitted by ejected from the bedroom until her ass fits through the door.
Your ass is bigger than a planet. Get the fuck out.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by epodlush from Sugar Land Texas.
ask her: you wanna wanna play soldier?her: how do we do that?say to her: thats easy, i’ll lay an the floor and you can blow me away....




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bobnob666 from UnitedStates.
your just like my little toe because im always banging it on the coffee table




This highly effective pickup line submitted by not gonna play. she can either score some cock from me, or buy her own fat ass drinks..
Hi, look - I’m just going to be real and try the honest approach with you. Ive had a busy week and just trying to relax. So, I don’t feel like blowing smoke up your ass all evening, wondering if I"m going to get any, while work me over for a dozen drinks and play with my head. In all fairness, you aren’t exactly what one might call thin, so... I guess I’d just prefer that we just go outside now and have you suck my dick or something, - otherwise, I think I’d rather just go home and chill. Your choice, but probably your only chance, normally it’s pretty unlikely I’d be into the chunky thing.





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