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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
If you were a lifeguard, I’d drown with my head up in my crotch just so you’d give me mouth-to-pussy.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Devlish from Vancouver, BC.
From the pro’s ...
While talking to a girl, ask if you can see her hand. With her hand in yours, look at her palm, gently caress her hand... Take your time, no rush... She will probably ask what you see or what you’re looking for. At that point you simple say, "Nothing, I just wanted to hold your hand"
This highly effective pickup line submitted by hiccup from Some Bar.
after taking with a girl for an hour you stand up and say come onlets go when she asks where you look atr her and say ah what the hell, wisconsinthis worked for me 24 years ago and we are still together
This highly effective pickup line submitted by sdave from Some Bar.
Hi honey.I’d buy you a drink but I don’t want your senses to be dulled for waves of pleasure I’m going to be giving you as soon as I get you home.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by paramedic from Some Bar.
"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
This highly effective pickup line submitted by sometimes head from pigs is necessary.
God you are fucking ugly and smell like a pig! anyway, knees now bitch!>
This highly effective pickup line submitted by famousde from UnitedStates, Arizona.
Guy: What’s your name?
Girl: (some name)
Guy: Ah. You know, I don’t think I’ve ever boned a (her name) before.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by slippers from SouthAfrica.