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This highly effective pickup line submitted by matt from providence RI.
ummm hi i’m rich wanna screw




This highly effective pickup line submitted by rossUK from england.
Now there’s a face I haven’t come across before while aiming for the mouth and wiping a bitch with her cat.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Fuznub from Fuzland.
Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go call an ambulance. I’ll loosen her clothes and begin the tongue rectal procedure.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by sex from you.
May I borrow a quarter for a phone call? I need to call your mother and tell her I left my extra condoms there, after I fucked her doggy 2 times last night, while spanking her ass and making her bark like a poodle.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by mama’s girl from Detroit.
So, I heard you are kinky.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by kryptkeeper8 from Mt. Vernon, TX.
IF I CAN MAKE YOUR CLIT POP OUT CAN I LICK IT?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Woodrow from that ol’ whore house.
What do you say we play the game "Dog"? You get on all 4’s, and I’ll throw the bone to ya.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by one can tell about how much milk will come out from observing the general size of a nipple.
[GUY] Hi there, have you sucked a huge cock recently?
[GIRL] No!
[GUY] Well, no worries, it will be just like riding a bike as soon as we walk out of this bar so you can get to your knees and start sucking like a baby rabit slut sucking an elephants nipple!




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This highly effective pickup line submitted by jim from uppa new yawk.
who needs a pickup line? I just lick my eyebrows....




This highly effective pickup line submitted by TnT from arizona.
I dont care if your on the rag,I’ll bend you over and do you like a fag.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by sneakyboy from .
excuse me miss... can I wear you as a hat?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by BP from over yonder.
Hi, my name is Oedipus. I’d like to know your name because you look like my mother.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by icancu from Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, Texas.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you think I was the biggest liar in the world?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by jolo113 from paris.
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven




This highly effective pickup line submitted by buffed from her ass.
Guy: Miss, have you ever ass-buffed a Hippo’s dong?





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