 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brad Pitt from LA, CA.
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You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kid Rock from wherever I wanna be.
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You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows. Probably because I only showed her the one photo where you have my cum all over your face.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Diane Lane from Lar.
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Excuse me , she says "Uh huh", do you have any grey poupon? no? well we can still get the sandwich action going on slut chops!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by chris from WA.
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those are cute panties you have. May I borrow them to masturbate into?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chasey Lane from Nashville, TN.
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Wanna fuck, or would ya just like your mouth banged for a while?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Keither from Fort Pierce, Florida.
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I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by take from proud.
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Hey is your last name Smith? Oh, I thought you looked a lot like the skank I drilled last night, - obviously, it must have been your fat whore mother!?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.
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Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by payback81 from Connecticut.
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Cause by the look of or face it sure didn’t tickle
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by I do not know from where my endless pickup creativity cometh.
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Aren’t you a little ugly to be acting like suck a bitch?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Red Belly from pick up support line.
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Hey I suppose a roots out of the question?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by sdave from Empty.
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I can only please one woman a night....tonights your night honey.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by sarah from UK.
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Now I am hungry
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Do your feet hurt? Cuz you’ve been running around in my mind
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