 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines
NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history. Also, there will be a "running" top winners page
so you can see if your submitted pickup lines are in the lead etc.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Lance from Mesa, AZ.
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I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well good because I don’t talk to fat whores
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Noemi from bitch gardens.
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Do you know how to use a whip?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Tim from Texas.
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Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Noemi from bitch gardens.
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Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Morgan from Stanford.
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You’re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can’t stop ya.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by stonewall from hollywood.
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you ever fucked a goat? she says "hell no"-- he says "me either, can I feel your pussy?"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by bean from louisiana.
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if I said you had a nice ass would you hold it against me
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do it is usually something erotically exotic...want to see?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by get thin from from starving or vomiting.
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Hi there. I am sorry to bother you, but I have been noticing you all evening and have been sitting over there trying to get up enough guts to come talk to you. Anyway, I am a weight watchers sales rep and I was thinking you might like a 15% discount coupon which you can apply to any of our services - WHICH, you’ll probably be very happy to know, include a variety of major liposuction procedures.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by DANOMATIC from TN.
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Gee, You Don’t sweat much for such a fat girl. Wanna fuck?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut. Oh, and put this rod up your ass before I plug it in to the wall please.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Izzy from Fayetteville, Ar.
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That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you, I’d be cumming too while you lunch boxed your sister’s ass
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by SexMeUp from Nympholand, USA.
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Cum lick my lips...
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by sneakyboy from .
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excuse me miss... can I carry you home like a bowling ball?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Suzanna from Empty.
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Save your breath... you’ll need it to blow up your date.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by tash from new south wales.
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screw me if im wrong, but have we met before?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by glenn churvin from ny.
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can i buy you breakfast?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by big1wang from Empty.
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Wanna buy me a drink?Cause that’s the only way you’ll get any better lookin.
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