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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Val Kilmer from Colorado.
Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by pussypopper from Valdosta Ga.
Is that a keg in your back pocket, cuz I wanna tap that ass




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Roz from Sydney, Australia.
Here’s money for a phone call… call your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight because a gang bang opportunity came up.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by barry from wangle.
ow shes ere like




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Bart from New York.
Do you know the difference between a penis and a chicken leg? If she answers no, ask if she would like to go on a picnic. If she answers yes, say, "I guess I won’t take you on a picnic".




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Dman69er from Randolph Ne..
As long as I got a face, you have a place to sit.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from the womb of a pregnant woman.
if you where a bag of chips and I was a battery, I would be Eveready and you would be Frito-Lay.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Izzy from Fayetteville, Ar.
That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you, I’d be cumming too while you lunch boxed your sister’s ass




Live it with us


This highly effective pickup line submitted by Woodrow from that ol’ whore house.
What do you say we play the game "Dog"? You get on all 4’s, and I’ll throw the bone to ya.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by SexMeUp from Florida Baby!!.
F - Finding my way
U - Under your sheets
C - Cumming endlessly and then
K - Kicking your ass out!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Red Belly from pick up support line.
Hey I suppose a roots out of the question?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
Nice fucking weather. Want to?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by famousde from UnitedStates, California.
You are just like Google, with you I find everything I’m looking for.





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