 Hey there Hot pants!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by di from united kingdom.
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’feeling their bum’ ask, is this seat taken, or, may I move it on stage to use as a movie screen?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by girls cum from big cock penetration.
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I’ll make you a deal. If you take out my cock and measure it, I will give you 1 dollar for every inch you measure. (yell to a friend): "HEY MIKE, CAN I BORROW 100 DOLLARS PLEASE?"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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Wanna go fog up the windows in my car, or just steam them up once I make your slut-sauce boil?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from Drunkentown.
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Is your name Fucking Hot Dude? No? Oh well, could you just ram your cock into my pussy? Thanks...
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by james J from Earlville NY, small town USA more cows than people.
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Hi sweetie, you look great, if I can’t lick your pussy until you stay fuck me or stop I’ll give you 1000 bucks.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by downdown from JTown.
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They are after me! Quick! Let me hide in your box!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by dying from laughter over this money knees now line.
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Hey, didn’t I have you in my physics class last year?
Um, no!
Oh, KNEES NOW BITCH!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by jolo from Empty.
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Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you !
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my dick.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by plungers can remove crap from a sluts ass just like a does from toilets.
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Guy: Hey, a good friend of mine used to date you.
Girl: Oh, really?
Guy: Yup, but I can’t believe you’re still walking after all those times he told me about, where you made him ram your ass with his toilet plunger.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by girls find humilty best from kneeling and cucking cock.
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Guy: Hi there bitch. Look, you don’t know me and I really don’t wanna known an ugly cunt like you. So, spare me a response and get to those KNEES NOW BITCH!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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me+you=bowchicabowwow
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
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Instant messages
1/29/2010 5:25:55 PM they wont girls are not smart enough to figure this out 12/31/2009 9:27:47 AM say something bitch 12/11/2009 6:08:11 AM of course she is a slut - right slut champ? 12/5/2009 11:19:33 PM hahahahahahaha 11/5/2009 7:06:02 AM are you a slut? 11/1/2009 7:18:18 PM fuck you say something
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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