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Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list. Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kid Rock from wherever I wanna be.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M. because I have a hound dog that I have been trying to breed.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from drunken stupors.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you, slut champ!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Sam from Alabama.
Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by liamnoangel from AZ.
Can I be all yours tonight? I am tired of having the whole fencing team every night.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by down from the heavens.
Oh, look at that - let me guess, you made that sick ugly shirt yourself bitch?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.
If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Nasty Nate from Riverside CA.
From the moment I saw you, even though most would consider you a fat cow, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling...where I’d do anything to bone you.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by RococoStarr from Cambs.
Fuck me if i’m wrong but is your name Ishmael?




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This highly effective pickup line submitted by ejaculation from penis 2 milliseconds after penetration.
Will you have sex with me? Before you say no, let me tell you that I’m a pre-mature ejaculator, so even if you don’t enjoy sex with me, it shouldn’t last very long.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by jessica from littleton, CO.
you wanna play tiger?... i’ll get down on my knees and you can throw me the meat....




This highly effective pickup line submitted by they try to hide theiir cravings for cock from us guys.
Say there hot stuff - you look mighty cock starved tonight!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by nevik from .
excuse me do you know what BDBP is... I swear I saw you sucking a guys dick on there What no well how about you suck mine and i will take a few pix and post them on there




This highly effective pickup line submitted by learn from me.
Hi there, obviously I have never seen you naked - but, the only way I can imagine you being any uglier than you appear, is if your ass is covered with dread locks, and your pussy happends to resemble blended hippo balls.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by bvereater696969 from U.K..
Do you fancy a fuck...no...well lie down and let me have one.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by I keep telling you - if you want head from a bitch u have to be firm.
girl: says whatever
guy: KNEES NOW BITCH!




This highly effective pickup line submitted by gilligan from fl.
I’d sure like to fuck your fat ass the same way your mother likes it.





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