| Drunk Author: |
a dedicated drunken poet in training |
| Location: |
Breast Area |
| When: |
1/4/2004 |
| What: |
Monsters Penis |
| Why: |
To hide piss from girl |
| de comment: |
Great poem
and good subject Major excess, talk of beer, piss, and the monster
within. Girl at stake = these words masturbate! well done, and
short! |
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| beer monster |
beer beer beer monster
I am here monster
oh dear monster I need a pee
I m off to the lavatory
Stumbling and falling
through the piss I m crawling
I m so glad my girl cant see this
as I struggle to find my penis
but I wonder if ill make it home by chance
in my pissed stained beer soaked pants
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| Author, a dedicated drunken poet in training |
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