Drunk Author: doggyhead
Description: It snowed. Nobody knows how to drive in snow, even when they live in a GODDAMN COLD WEATHER CITY AND STATE! Fucking winter.
When: 11/15/2009 2:34:26 AM
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Frozen Bumper Cars
When winter has come and theres snow on the ground,
And when I look up to the mountains they’re white,
It is then that you know that my pain will be found
I’d rather it be 88, hot and sunny.

Here in my town it gets cold quite a lot
But still the first snowfall just pisses me off.
In the summertime when its all sunny and hot
At least then I know people wont drive too funny.

The moral of this short, stupid poem should be clear,
To anyone with at least half a brain.
Because when you drive in the snow there’s always the fear
That some moron will come along and put you in the ground.
Author, doggyhead







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