Drunk Author: Brandon
Location: Breast Area
When: 12/18/1999
What: Monsters Penis
Why: Because he was wasted I presume
de comment: To bad it rhymes but at least it sticks to the theme
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Monsters Penis
I slur and spit
unable to talk


will this keep me
from drinking another beer


wasted o wasted
it s so fun to be
hey everybody
look at me


I stumble around
not able to walk
I slur and spit
unable to talk


will this keep me
from drinking another beer?
what do you think
I m some kind of queer


I couldn' t have be having
any more fun
I 'll be drinking until I see
the big bright sun


when the sun comes up
what will I say
time for more beer
and piss away


Author, Brandon







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