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Drunk Author: Master Poet Renee
Description: Renee went to a comedy show. She had several shots with the drunken_editor and others prior and during. Then, with effortless alchemy, she turns a drunken bathroom break into timeless poetry!
When: 8/30/2004 4:03:10 AM
What: Renee went to a comedy show. She had several shots with the drunken_editor and others prior and during. Then, with effortless alchemy, she turns a drunken bathroom break into timeless poetry!
Why: Hot poets must write and use the toilet sometimes
de comment: Renee, like I have said before, is a master Drunken Poet. Where are you Renee, we all await more.!
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Pants 1/2 Down
Not drunk enough
Yet, I went to
the bathroom and
couldn't squat-tried
to make a nest on
the toilet and the
role wouldn't roll

Walked to another
stall, pants 1/2
down, couldn't
close the stall door.

"what the fuck!"""
I said as I passed
some girls primping
in the mirror and
went to the 3rd
stall, had to
Squat anyway.

Legs were shaking
Cuz,
I went to the
Gym this week.

And held the
Door shut at
the same time
I'm fucking
amazing!!
Author, Master Poet Renee







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