| Drunk Author: |
TarbenderLucy |
| Description: |
What I deal with on a nightly basis... |
| Location: |
UnitedStates, Pennsylvania |
| When: |
11/19/2008 11:56:37 AM |
| What: |
Slut Bartender girl |
| Why: |
Guys are horndogs and hound her at work |
| de comment: |
Outstanding. Next time get drunk first and don’t rhyme. Otherwise, good start. |
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There are so many idiots that I know.
They fill up the bar where I go.
I work behind that bar, you see.
For the crap that I take, I earn every penny.
There’s an abundance of them there.
They make me want to rip out my hair.
So, sit back and listen if you have time.
I’ll tell you all about them in my rhyme…..
I have to serve the idiots that don’t tip,
and of course the ones that think they’re hip.
There’s always this idiot that tries to pick me up,
and this one that spills the contents of his cup.
One of my favorites - the idiot with no money,
and I always listen to the one that thinks he’s funny.
Shooting pool is the idiot with beer muscles,
and playing him is the one that always hustles.
Here comes the idiot that just puked in the sink,
and there goes the one that just tried to bum a drink.
All night I serve the idiot that likes to bitch,
and seeing that one there makes me itch.
Playing the jukebox is the idiot that likes to taunt,
and in the door walks the one that never knows what he wants.
Over there is the idiot that always weeps,
and parked next to her is the one that likes to sleep.
I have to deal with this idiot and his Rubiks Cube,
and everyone knows that one is just a boob.
This idiot here lives on his high horse,
and sometimes I’m the one that wants to use force.
I know we have a bit of idiot in us all.
It gets more prominent, though, when you add alcohol.
So remember this when there’s a tender to harass.
Please try not to be a complete and utter ass.
She’s certainly a blithering idiot also.
However, she deals with more than you’ll ever know.
To put up with idiots, she’s doing all she can do.
Besides, look - she has to put up with you…..
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| Author, TarbenderLucy |
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