The original - the Famous - the genuine Bad Drunken Bar Visitor Submitted Poem List

This site has been created in protest to all of the lofty boring poetry sites on the net that feature long, academic, serious and perhaps Good poems. A few simple requirements bind these poems together into a unique site that requires very little energy, time and mind power to enjoy. Each poem has been most carelessly constructed on bar napkins, within various bars by the hands of a man necessarily drunk during each act of creation. To avoid bettering any of these poems, they have only been edited for spelling and in a few cases where certain words became illegible. All of these poems lack the content to inspire, impress, and most importantly require little energy to read as they are all very short. They will not bore you. Chug a beer, have several shots, get naked, and enjoy these BAD DRUNKEN BAR POEMS. Hopefully they will be the worst you've ever seen.